everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
this guy is playing skyrim correctly
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x
i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD
If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
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signal boost the shit out of this
THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD