liathwen:

salomeideal:

8point6seconds:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

I would like to know what is in those bottles. 

It’s Siracha!!!! Siracha is life!

That’s actually highly useful.

Following that new trend

justamerplwithabox:

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

  • really 
  • here
  • actually
  • always
  • damn 
  • Jesus
  • oh
  • so
  • this
  • haha
  • am
  • come

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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guy:

guy:

this gif is literally what true procrastination looks like:

actually i’ll add the gif later lol

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flukeoffate:

errandofmercy:

damn straight! 

this makes me happy in so many ways.

flukeoffate:

errandofmercy:

damn straight! 

this makes me happy in so many ways.

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atlathghpcm:

thrillingtales:

#studentloans

THAT TAG.

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fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name: Borghild
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Erik, if I’d been born a boy
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? probably my dad
4. what was your first job? selling strawberries in the summer

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? not that I can remember…
6. do you miss your ex? not anymore no.
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? white, I’d like to say light brown though.
8. do people praise you for your looks? not really?
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? green, but it tends to end up black.
10. how do you wear your makeup? IF, I wear you mean…uh, simple eyeliner and mascara
11. what are some of your nicknames? uhm, don’t really haven none, though some call me Boogi… please don’t.
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? I have three different home though…my dad’s place, 3, my mom’s place, 2, my ‘apartment’, 9.
13. how many bathrooms? my dad’s, one, my mom’s, one, ‘apartment’, 2.
15. do you have a car? yup, a rusty,beaten, but working, Golf ‘96.
16. do you work out every week? no, but I’m planning on starting from next week since school will be less pressing.
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? yes.
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yes.
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes, gone to music school (y)
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? bikini
21. do you like your eyes? well, I think they’re boring, a poop-brown color. 
22. do you think you are pretty? hahah, no.
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? Jonas, my roommate
24. how much money in your bank account? uhm, with the stocks I have, a little over 300,000 NOK...
25. are you single? yes
26. do you want kids? yes, two, in time though
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: black, with a blue power button
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? Jensen Ackles *-*
29. last movie you saw in theaters: The Grand Budapest Hotel
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? no, I’m single yo
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? not sure, actually..
32. have you ever cheated? nope
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? nope
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? game, draw and write, aand be social with my roommates
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? uhm, not sure, I’ve gotten lots of flowers though. 
36: who was the last person you texted? My childhood friend Norodd
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? like, 3.
38: how do you look right now? bored, procrastinating (y) 
39: who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? My current crush :3

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flukeoffate:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

!!!

Reblog if you live in Europe

ohmyfreakinggodric:

I’m really curious about what the distribution of tumblr users looks like worldwide…

Australasia  Central America  North America  South America  Africa  Asia  (Antarctica???)

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officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

image

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hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

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hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

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hobbitdragon:

deerthing:

itseasytoremember:

WHENEVER I’M UPSET I REMEMBER THAT THIS EXISTS AND NOTHING SEEMS SO BAD

I CAN’T FUCKiNG HANDLE THIS

I’m pretty sure this video is actually some sort of diagnostic tool, because if you can still feel miserable while watching this, it’s almost certainly a sign something significant is going on. 

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#dogs 

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

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cywscross:

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cywscross:

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DBS